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Post by Juz on Dec 3, 2008 1:20:31 GMT -5
Buy Aqua Globes today, We swear to god, they aren't Crack-Pipes!
As seen on TV!
Aqua-Globes are special plant watering technology!
Never mind the fact that they look like Crack-pipes missing one or two holes...
You like Crack? I mean, erm... Plants? Buy one today! availible for 99.99 I repeat, only 99.99
Buy a Crack-pipe-aqua-globe-thing today!
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Post by Biggie on Dec 3, 2008 7:23:12 GMT -5
"Are you being beat up every single day? Do you feel like no one cares about your opinion. Then here's a solution for you!
At Lee's Ninja School, you can become a full ninja!
That's right, a full time ninja! The most feared people in the world!
Ninjas get respect or else they kill! When they flip out, people listen!
Come in today for a five day trial and learn how to flip out like a ninja!"
"Only $5,000 a month!"
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Post by Juz on Dec 3, 2008 8:46:58 GMT -5
OOC:Those Aqua Globes are real, too. And they ARE crackpipes.
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Post by Biggie on Dec 3, 2008 10:26:37 GMT -5
OOC: What? They're not legal in America, are they? Also, your commercial is next.
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Post by Juz on Dec 3, 2008 12:22:16 GMT -5
OOC:They are sold with a false purpose. But my dad is an Ex-drugdealer. I know a crackpipe when I see one.
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Post by Biggie on Dec 3, 2008 15:11:14 GMT -5
OOC: What's he do now?
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Post by Juz on Dec 3, 2008 21:38:44 GMT -5
OOC:He's a manual laborer. As an Ex-Con, he cannot expect to get an EXTREMELY good job, so, he takes what he can find. He's also a recovering Meth Addict. That was how I saw a Crackpipe firsthand, actually. Snooping in the Garage. Of course, didn't find the meth. My mom did... As they say, it takes thhe threat of losing everything to bring them to thier senses.
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Post by Juz on Dec 3, 2008 21:44:47 GMT -5
Do you want to get rich fast? Want it to be so easy that you don't even realize you are making money?
Buy my book!
My book will make me...erm...You very rich
It is only 9,999.99
Yes, only 9,999.99
This is a once in a life to oppertunity... except the commercial will be on again in two minutes!
Yes, only TWO MINUTES!
So feel free to wait those two minutes. Just remember to call 1800stealmycash
Yes that's 1800stealmycash.
Once in a lifetime!
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Post by Biggie on Dec 4, 2008 10:26:17 GMT -5
OOC: lol, I think I actually saw that commercial. Hmmm, gotta think about this next one...
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Post by Juz on Dec 4, 2008 11:45:50 GMT -5
OOC:Every day one of those comes on, haha
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Meh...Blue.... Interesting.