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Post by Juz on Sept 29, 2008 21:11:24 GMT -5
Gash pushed Aaric away from the door. "I was just briefed, They're from your company. Stay back!"
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Post by Biggie on Sept 29, 2008 21:16:55 GMT -5
The Biggie Landers, knowing something was up, drew silenced .45 caliburs and stood. They trained the guns on the corporation member.
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Post by Juz on Sept 29, 2008 21:18:26 GMT -5
Hawksight waved for the Biggielanders not to shoot.
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Post by Biggie on Sept 29, 2008 21:20:02 GMT -5
They nodded, sheathing the guns. They sat again.
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Post by Juz on Sept 29, 2008 21:31:11 GMT -5
"What do you wish to speak to us about, sir?" He asked the corporation representative.
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Post by Biggie on Sept 30, 2008 8:59:03 GMT -5
"Thank you for not turning me into swiss cheese." He adjusted his tie. "I believe that everyone here would agree that the solely Biggie Land and Juzian industries on this island is just not enough. I believe you would enjoy the products from my company. You all can do so much better than these mere Biggie Land/Juzian products."
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Post by Juz on Sept 30, 2008 14:33:26 GMT -5
"Did you ust describe our products as Meer?" Asked the leader of the Juzian Worker's commission. "I Resent that. Also, what exact products DO you sell?"
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Post by Biggie on Sept 30, 2008 17:54:12 GMT -5
"Let me show you a comparison of a Biggie Land/Juzian product vs. a American product." He brought out two phones, one was clearly American, and the other was clearly Biggie Land/Juzian. He put both on the ground, and jumped on the Biggie/Juzian product. It didn't budge. He then jumped on the American product. It broke. "So I think I proved my point." He walked back to his seat. The Corp. Rep. began to sweat. "We produce pharmsutical products."
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Post by Juz on Sept 30, 2008 20:43:10 GMT -5
"We Juzians have extrememly strong immune systems. I have never taken a drug in my life. Such is the ability of the Juzlals. They are far too potent in Vitamins and minerals to require anything else. And they are flavorful, and easy to digest, as well." Hawksight smiled shrewdly. "Pharmaceuticals are drugs, last I checked. A disgusting little pill, that goes down hard, hits the stomach hard, and hits the bloodstream EXTREMELY hard."
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Post by Biggie on Sept 30, 2008 21:11:58 GMT -5
"We Biggie Landers avoid foods that hurt the body, rather than help it. The worst we eat is red meat, which is still full of protein. Since we began adding juzlals to our diets, we are also prospering in that we are needing less and less pills. So please kindly get the f*ck out."
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Post by Juz on Sept 30, 2008 21:18:41 GMT -5
"I must concur. I am sorry, mr. Big Pharmasutical company, but I have heard you are under investigation for Huge Transfers of money, possibly percieved as Tax Fraud." Hawksight smiled.
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Post by Biggie on Sept 30, 2008 21:20:39 GMT -5
The Biggie Landers mumbled to one another. The suit was starting to get very nervous. "Those charges are false."
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Post by Juz on Sept 30, 2008 21:29:16 GMT -5
"Hmmm, I know the Interpol agent on the case personally. He seems not to think so. Not only that, there was an attempted use of two of those accounts that were emptied only hours afterward."
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Post by Biggie on Sept 30, 2008 21:30:40 GMT -5
The suit began to back out of the room. The two guards at the door stopped him.
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Post by Juz on Sept 30, 2008 21:36:11 GMT -5
"I'm sorry sir, You are acting shifty. This makes you a suspect in the case. You are under arrest on behalf of the UN." Hawksight grinned even wider.
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